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Columns

• Pervert Priorities
• Obituary Horoscope
• The Dangerous Dissatisfied Customer’s Corner
• Chris@Beer

Individual Articles

• US News
• Society and Religion
• Space News
• Technology
• World News

US News

• Big Brother Bores America Again
• Bill Gates Buys the Department of Justice
• Bombing Suspect Rudolph has Changed Forms
• Carnival Announces New Theme Cruise
• Chrysler Workers Strike Over “A Big Mess on the Floor”
• Crap Circles Appear in Alabama Farm Country
• Darryl Strawberry Is High Again
• Electoral College Faces Binge Drinking
• Federal Charges Brought Against Santa Claus
• Firestone Recalls Gasoline Filled Tires
• Fortune Teller Correctly Picked the Time and Place of Her Suicide
• Gore Names Eastwoor, McGuire, and Spears Vice Presidential Running Mates
• Gore Still Sees a 5% Chance Of Winning
• Gore Wins First Presidential Debate in the Ninth Round
• Government Officials Find Pornography on the Internet
• Hasbro Purchases Smith & Wesson
• I Want a Better Job at the Other Burger King Across Town
• Just Say Yo! To Drugs Campaign Kicks Off
• Kenneth Starr Subpoenas Every US Citizen
• Medical Marijuana Causes the “Munchies”
• Metallica Caught Bootlegging Eminem Concert
• NATO Flexes Military Muscle in Albania
• NBC Sets New World Record for Frequency of Commercials During the Olympics
• Pandas from China Accidentally Shipped to Chinese Restaurant
• Pit Bull Mauled to Death by Pack of Wild Infants
• President Clinton Had a Sexual Encounter of the Third Kind
• Psychology Graduate Starts a Promising New Career at McDonalds
• Steve Fossett to Fly a Kite
• Subway Weight Loser is a Loser
• US Military to be Given Anthrax Inoculations
• US Surgeon General Says Eating Cigarettes is Safer Than Smoking

Society and Religion

• Cars Found to be a Major Cause of Death
• Study Shows Religion Lowers Blood Pressure, Keeps the Devil Away

Space News

• Dead Astronaut to be a Member of the Shuttle Crew
• NASA to Crash More Spacecraft Into Mars in 2003
• Proof of Life Discovered on Mars

Technology

• Apple Introduces the New Power Mac iSphere?
• Microsoft Hacked, Source Code to Minesweeper Reported Stolen
• Millennium Bugs Infest White House
• Priceline to Sell Itself at Reverse Auction
• Silicon Ditch Full of Not-So Hot Dot Com Companies

World News

• Columbia Wins $1.3 Billion from US
• Concorde Jet Puts on a Fantastic Show in Paris
• Floods in China Wash Away Communism
• Tootsie-Roll Rebels Revolt in Congo
• Yugoslavia Elections Are Fair Says Threatening Armed Man

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