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To: All Associates
From: Peter Taco
Subject: Maintaining an Appropriate Office Atmosphere
It has come to my attention that on several occasions over the last couple of weeks, some of our associates nave not been wiping their asses in the bathroom properly. Our company relies on clients visiting our
offices, so proper ass wiping habits are imperative. Nothing turns away customers like an improperly wiped ass. I have contacted the building management company about the issue, but wanted to remind everyone in our
office of the policy regarding the wiping of asses during operating hours.
- If you take a crap, wipe your ass.
- If you tried to take a crap, but weren't successful; wipe it anyway.
- If you are a woman and only urinate, please wipe your ass at least once.
- If you are a man and you urinated standing, you are excused from wiping your ass. If however you urinate standing over three times in a given period without taking a crap, please take the time to inspect your
ass and determine if a wiping is in order.
If you have any questions about these policies, or would like to attend one of our training courses on proper ass wiping, please contact Peter Taco.
Thank you.
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